After 5 years under the Cobra Commander's thumb disguised as Destro, the Command's Chief Tyranny Officer in Iraq, Johnny sent a coded message to his handlers Condoleeza Rice and Duke at the State Department, thus signaling the surge and potentially saving democracy once and for all time. Returning to a hero's welcome here in the U. S. of A., Johnny refused retirement saying "there's still evil out there... somewhere", and has since infiltrated a clandestine cell known - if such a thing is even possible - as The Known Unknowns. He reportedly plays a mean bass and even some cello, as this 1997 stock photo used at the Hague to deny Moroccan prison camp abuses implies, but what is he really after??

Most bestest albums ever:

Boyz II Men, Evolution
Celine Dion, A New Day has Come
Backstreet Boys, Millennium
Luther Vandross, The Essential Luther Vandross
Eddie Murphy, Love's Alright
Winger, Headed For A Heartbreak
Starship, Twentieth Century Masters
Milli Vanilli, All Or Nothing
Bruce Willis, The Return of Bruno
Yanni and John Tesh, The Endless Dream