Yeah sure I remember that time last week
We all got drunk and took a cab home
But I don’t remember any fight with Pete
He might've tripped while Zack was talking him down

Now I know that story’s no fun to tell
It’s no roundhouse kick in Petey’s grill
But I think I’d recall an atomic wedgie
I’d sure be walking kinda funny

Chorus

What’s with these Instant Mythologies
Your talk just skips the reality
I know it’s tough to keep your stories straight
But you can shut your mouth till you’ve got something to say


Yeah sure I remember that game last week
Made a nice catch, beat’em by two runs
But I don’t remember ever seeing
Paul snag a ball with go-go gadget arms

Now I know that kills the yarn you’re spinnin’
Making our pal Paul a softball legend
But I think I’d recall a monster hit you swear
Crashed upper decks that aren’t even there

Bridge

Yeah, you think about that
Why you always making up this crap?
Yeah, next time you wanna do the same
Let someone else get a word in for a change

Yeah sure I remember that gig last week
It went alright, it was a good crowd
But I don’t remember any ladies
Chucking underwear at our drummer Starr

Now I know that story’s a little weak
It’d be fun to see if he could keep a beat
But I think I’d remember if Heidi Klum
Went commando anywhere in the room