Oh that’s just my car, it’s brand new, not a scratch
Yeah it’s got GPS, an iPod dock, leather seats
Oh that’s my girlfriend, that you see on, the magazines
She’s getting kind of old, turns 25, in two weeks

Well I’m sure that thing you drive around is fine
And I’m not saying your girl’s a total waste of time
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Oh that’s just my home, penthouse suite, what a view
And there’s my new hot tub, plasma screen, it’s the best
Oh that’s just my job, closed a big, deal at noon
My corner office is small, still it’s better, than the rest

Well your apartment seems quite cozy
And your TV’s great, it’s real old school
So you’re assistant night managing a Denny’s
I hear that promotion is coming soon

Chorus

Well I can’t help it if I’m rich, and had a trust fund since I was 2
Yeah life’s not fair, but it’s good to me
And I can’t help it if I handsome, that’s what good breeding will do
Yeah life’s not fair, but it’s good to me
And I can’t help it if I’m smart enough, to ignore your point of view
Yeah life’s not fair, but it’s good to me
Well I guess all that I’m saying, if you still need a clue
Is that it suuuuuuuuuuuucks, to be you


Oh that’s my friend’s club, it’s the hottest place in town
I’d let you in the door, but you better change that shirt
Check my lacrosse jersey, we’re still the coolest guys around
So is your T-ball league, going pro anytime soon?

Well I’m sure your friends’ regular bar is fine
You don’t have to change your JC Penney jeans
Sorry I can’t stay and watch the game at 5
My tee time with the CEO’s at 3

Oh my old college days, I miss hazing a new pledge
Was great to see dad’s name on top of all those old buildings
I know she came with you, but you had lots of chances
Maybe next time you’ll see you’ve got no chance of winning

Well I’m sure your little state school was fine
They’ve got auto repair, and some basketweaving
And I’m sure she was gonna leave you in time
No need for thanks, you don’t owe me a thing